Dumb and Dumber

"The Dumbest Generation" is about how technology makes the new generation 'dumb and dumber'. Why? Don't you need to "learn" to use new techno gadgets? We get more information quicker from the internet and shouldn't therefore make us smarter? So how do they make us dumber? -- Self-control! When things are so easily gained, we don't treasure them. In fact, we need to make extra effect to treasure things. Accessing information and contacting friends become so cheap, so readily available and sometimes so overwhelmed, we don't THINK anymore. When we get to a point where we need to think, we panic, get frustrated and then depressed. What do we have to lose not checking the Facebook for 2 days or going out without cellular for a day? Contrarily, I will gain by reading a book! I will get great satisfaction making a new handbag or dress or my dog's bedding. I will be more happy playing with my dog or try cooking a new dish. In brief, I will get something done in REAL! We get dumb if we let lifeless objects control us.

怪獸寵物家長

沒有做好功課是不負責任的行為。養寵物時沒有衡量各種可能性，如會否敏感，家人喜不喜歡......都是很疏忽與不負責任的行為。不能說沒有功課的人不會明白不做功課的人的心情，不該批評他們。誰要明白不負責任的心情？寵物會有其性格，會拉屎，會生病，會死......不要說不知道，活在童話之中。

To Impress

There are phrases that are nice to the ears but don't make any sense at all.

Content of Life

Life is half suffering and dying, half happy and living. No matter which points of view, suffering happily or living death, these 4 things are going to intertwine. So, what are you going to do? Be cynical about everything or take it easy?

Whine for Luck

If you do not have the patience to wait for opportunities, you lack intelligence to make money. If you don't observe and listen, lack rationality to analyze and learn from history, buy lottery and pray.

如果你有种唸法，就係買樓、娶老婆、生仔係政府嘅責任去帮你嘅話，咁你好大機會會供唔起層樓、留唔著老婆、湊唔掂個仔。

Joke 1

A man prays to God every single day "God, please, please, please let me win the lottery." One day, God answers him, "Please, please, please, buy a ticket!"

Happiness

Only when you're happy; then, you can spread it to others.

Let yourself be happy. Trample over those obstacles to happiness!!!

We're all chasing money, thinking it will bring us happiness. But sometimes, we're so concentrated on chasing the money, happiness passes by unnoticed.

Baking Soda

My favourite part:

Exfoliating: Make a paste of 3 parts bakin soda to 1 part water, and use as a gentle, exfoliating facial scrub after washing with soap and water. Rinse your face clean.

Mix baking soda with oatmeal in your blender; it makes a great facial scrub.

http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/beauty-hygiene/uses-for-baking-soda-health-and-beauty-ga.htm

Yes and No

I : So you don't know the password?

Student : Yes.

I : Oh, you know the password.

Student : I don't know the password.

I : OK, you don't know the password? Yes, I know. No, I don't know. Which one?

Student : Yes. I don't know.

FISH?

Read all about this fish here:

Rare "Prehistoric" Shark Photographed Alive

Table Manner

HongKongers, when dinning, keep your arms within your place PLEASE! Don't elbow fight with your neighbours!

Kong girls, don't eat with your mouth full. It costs you 5 LV bags credit!

男人

女：哎呀，呢個 xxx 嗰个 yyy，點呀？

有承担嘅男人：無問題，一切包响我身上！
小男人：咁你話點嘞 ......
大話精：聽日同你攪掂佢。
八公：風水唔好。
多餘嘅男人：咪就系囉。呢個有乜理由 xxx 嗰个有乜理由 yyy 先得架？
最無用嘅男人：你覺得佢有問題咁係你有問題。

The Ridiculous Alphabet

Staff: Which is the ridiculous alphabet?

Boss: Which one?

Staff: (pointing to the boss) U

Hotline

If you want shit, please press 1.
If you're looking for crap, please press 2.
About faeces, press 3.
Turd, 4.
Stool, 5.
Excrement 6. ...
If you'd like to talk to one of our CEO, press 0.
Want some r-e-a-l advice, hang up!

Stereotype

Stererotype is for lazy people.

狼來了

<<小兒科>> :「狼來了」的教訓是甚麽？ Ms Lam's answer : 不要說同一個謊言！

Stereotype

Stererotype is for lazy people.

Prejudice and Ignorance

When you ignore things you hate, you see only half the truth.

Permit to Wrong

Just because someone else does something wrong does not give you permission to make things worse by repeating.

自欺欺人

自欺欺人最終就只是欺己！