Let's Talk About Toilets Again

They have different names: lavatory, washroom, restroom, ladies and men, W.C., loos, John, bathroom, …
Did you notice there're small pool and big pool toilets? When dumping in a small pool, you just need to cover the water with toilet paper so water doesn't splash to your butt. If you're using big pool, sit near to the front (shallow point) and try to glide in your dump.
It's absurd people still wet the door knob when there's plenty of paper towel. If they are too lazy to wipe dry, will they bother to use soap?
Those auto-flush in the HK International Airport splashes my butt while giving birth to shit -- no escape. Maybe they're testing their toilet-bidet duet.
To enjoy a warming toilet seats is like enjoying subway seats humanly warmed up.
I can tell how unhealthy those OL are when they pee around 4 p.m. with the sound of water jets. Like me, they are all procrastinating the reply to nature's call so as to finish this task, and maybe that one too, one more one more ...
The longer you linger in the toilet, the more shit particles you breath in. Get out fast! Flush with the lid closed, for heaven's sake!