Assignment

My assignment to my girls' group (from high school):
Find as many contraceptive methods as possible. It can be proper or crazy. Crazy like having sex standing so the sperm can't swim up...

They asked me why.
I said "Then we will try and test each method to see the level of effectiveness." 
They said "Are you going to teach us how to use condom?"
I said "Oh you remind me. Please bring a cucumber along too!"

HAHAHAHAHA

"No. Of course not. Just going to discuss it."