Are You a Hypocrite?

I am. I hide my stupidity and show off my cleverness. And if I do it well, you see me as smart; then, I am actually smart!

So what's hypocrisy?

We overheard the radio talking about being friend with her ex.

I : That's crap. One could never be friend with one's ex.

K : I agree. I'm never friend with my exes.

A : Why not? I think that's possible.

I : I don't sleep with my friends.

A : But you can still be friends.

Why aren't they friends in the first place? And what breaks them up?

I : I won't befriend with someone I despise upon.

K : Exactly.

Call me uncultured, unsophisticated, whatever, but at least I am true to my feelings. Self-deception will only lead one to ignorance.