Science Principles

Some science principles:

1. You can never find what you want. There's always things that you don't want around you.

2. You can never find Mr. Right. There's always morons and jerks trying to pick you up with some lame pick up lines.

3. It's always bad weather on weekends or holidays. When you go to the office, sunshine!

4. It's always on sales when you have no $$$. It's pay-day, your mail-box is stuffed with bills!