婦科檢查 邊個最慘?

如果你覺得去做婦科檢查好慘 -- 未算。醫生讀咗十幾年做婦科專科。結果，一日到黑睇無數個洞洞，一定又會 gup 到附近個「米」洞洞 ...... 日子過得好「黑暗」...... 陰公！

Funny Telemarketing 3

「喂小姐你好呀！我哋係 XY 財務公司 ......」
『我唔需要。』
「小姐，唔好咁快話唔需要住先啦！......」
『你連我個名都翕唔出，你憑咩叫我唔好咁快話唔需要住？你有冇得到我同意打比我？你響到騷擾緊我！我絶對有權咁快話唔需要！係咁。拜拜。』我真係好惡。唔好惹我！

不可一世

不可一世其實就是金光閃閃下有陰暗面。

諸多理由

人，想做一件事或者唔想做一件事呢總係諸多理由。
話「食嘢唔好食到咁大聲」又話做人唔使咁嚴格。
叫「唔好成日抱個仔」就話大啲唔比你抱。
話「由得佢(BB)喊啦！」又話佢會喊到第二日呀、噪親人呀！
叫「食飯前洗手先。」答你啱啱瞓醒咋喎！
叫「介煙啦！」又話會肥、冇靈感創作。
叫「早啲瞓，第朝早啲起身做」就答正經事唔等得。
問「使唔使幫下你補下課？」就話補都唔會合格、高分呀！
點解唔就咁答『我鐘意』？因為佢本人都知道自己咁做係唔啱、太任性。個理由其實係 justify 嚟安慰自己「冇辦法啦！」。

死的專利

生死這回事，從來不由人，亦不屬於某些人的專利。只有努力經營健康，盡量讓身心都快樂！

老公的矛盾

老公這人物有點精神分裂！又想找個人幫他處理家裡的碎事，卻又自尊澎漲，覺得為甚麼要聽你的。做老闆的老公更會將做老闆的態度帶回家，把家人當員工來經營！然後發現這個不好使喚，卻又不能辭去，就只覺得怎麼跟他的「現實」不同。頓時不知所措，就只好繼續當老闆 / 大少的角色發脾氣。
 
太太們會說『但他追我時都不是這樣的。他是可以很 [體貼、浪漫、XYZ] 的。』他追你的時候是荷爾蒙使喚的。也即是「荷爾蒙上身」！你們現在看見的才是他媽媽與社會調教出來的！在他成長的過程中一直只有與媽媽這唯一雌性動物有親密交手，久而久之被她寵壞，亦被她煩死。除非他有一個很強勁的爸爸，否則你一定會被他那日常生活中粗魯的習慣嚇呆！

做太太、情人、soulmate、心理治療師，甚麼也好，就是不要做他媽媽！否則所有事都會變得理所當然。尚若事情不如他想，臭臉便出來！你要做的事就是要他明白「老公」這角色是怎麼一回事。所以太太或情人本身就不能有港孩或公主病。若自己要求不設實際的「老公」角色，叫人怎麼達到要求？

那些怪獸家長，把孩子也帶得似低能的，孩子長大想找個伴侶就很難了！

這也是為何 (大多數) 家婆與老婆永遠都是對立的原因！

Who Is This Sad Face?

收到一個新學生，我私補中最細(K3)。今日去見見她，睇下佢英文點，鐘意啲乜，同屋企有咩設備。佢比我睇佢畫嘅公仔。有3個臉，好似魚單咁排成一串。上兩個笑，下面個苦臉。

Me: So whose face is this?
Her: Me.
Me: And this one?
Her: Me.
Me: Oh, so you must be very happy. You have 2 smiley faces. So is this you being sad?
Her: No.
Me: This is not you? So who is this?
Her: Mom.
Me: (in my heart) Oh dear!

揀女人

一般男人揀女人都一個譜。明明唔喜歡黐身黐世，但大把男人鐘意，佢又爭埋一份。明明鐘意活潑嘅，但又柴娃娃咁去追個十指不掂陽春水嘅林黛玉。就算蠢過隻豬，大洗過B嫂，呢啡過乞衣，只要佢靚靚好身材卜卜脆就得。幾好笑！

你的做到了嗎？要好好準備啊！

[樂活。家 issue017]
There are a lot of helicopter parents! There's always one around. As a freelance teacher, I roll my eyes a lot! I can say 1/2 of the high school kids in HK don't know how to do these. Reason mostly, not because they are not taught, is that the parents don't know how to do these either! Hence don't believe this is important. Inheritance!
 
There are 2 issues here.
1, is to take care of oneself and how to grow up like a normal adult.
2, is value.
When the parents don't know how and what to teach their kids, when the parents would rather 'buy' conveniency, they will get these cheap maids and treat the maids as if they are sold to them as slave. (Pretty much like those mainlanders shopping in HK, we become their slaves.) They nurture the kids with the same attitude -- quick quick hurry hurry! End up doing all the things for them. And they have a lot of convenient excuses: kids are young, I want them to feel love, they won't listen, blah blah blah...
Then, it's value. They don't know why they want kids. They don't know what to do with them. Kids are treated more like a toy. I will dress them the way I want, not the way the kids like. I want them to go to my dream school (the prestigious one I never had a chance to go to), and get my dream job (the highly paid which I never got). Every time I suggest parents to let their kids try as many things as possible to find their interests so they can have motivation to go for it, they respond, "How many people can have a job of their interest?" Well, the answer is no if you don't try. Passion makes things possible. They don't believe me. "How much can you get paid to do these things anyway?" Kids are fed with these negative believes. They don't want to try, don't like failing, and certainly don't want to pioneer. Basically, they don't have dreams.
I can go on and on.

醫生態度

睇到批評醫生態度。有人認為醫生態度差只係佢太直接。非常唔同意！

正常嚟講，醫生講嘢必須要直接，否則病人有所誤會都幾大鑊！但係直接同刻薄唔一樣。

假設 1：

病人「醫生，食避孕丸係咪好多副作用㗎！」

醫生『好多人都會從上一代聽到關於避孕有好多副作用。經過咁多年嘅 development，今時今日嘅避孕已經幾乎冇副作用㗎啦！』

假設 2：

病人「醫生，食避孕丸係咪好多副作用㗎！」

醫生（皺眉）『你聽邊個講㗎？你唔識就咪亂聽人講啦！我叫得你食就緊係冇問題㗎啦！』

信任醫生故然重要，但信任係點建立嘅呢？就係醫生嘅專業知識，耐心講解。

我唔知醫生有冇得學 customer service。如果因為上一個 customer 激親自己，而將情緒帶到下一個 customer，咁唔單止對下一個 customer 唔公平，而且唔專業。

有啲學生唔鐘意英文，甚至憎恨英文。佢哋連教英文嘅老師都憎。同樣哋，因為病睇一個冇 empathy 嘅醫生，經歷好唔愉快。於是，將兩者聯繫，係個病令我不愉快。只要唔理個病，咁就唔使唔開心囉！

為醫係為咗咩？錢？硏究細胞病毒？幫助病人？

Doctor a Scientist or a Healer?