Dress Code

Today, if your company has a strict dress code policy (especially in details), your company is probably full of jerks that don't know how to dress to work appropriately. You better start looking for better.

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A new headmaster, explained that a parent complained a teacher who dressed too sexy. A school with more than a thousand students and teachers, policy changes just because of one anonymous parent's complaint. Anyone can understand the intention of some one behind this political pretence. A strict and detailed dress code is born. All female teachers must wear dresses/skirts. Somehow a dress can do something that pants can't. If that's so, how are those male teachers going to survive without the help of this magical dress? Maybe the headmaster should consider a kilt (蘇格蘭男用短裙) or sarong (馬來群島土人所著的圍裙). You see, this is a highly-intolerance-multicultural-environmental school.

Instead of dealing with one silly dressed colleague, everybody will follow an ambiguous code. Something that no one can ever completely controlled over. No mini-skirt, and you see someone wears long dress with a split up to the buttocks. No mini-skirt and no split, and you see someone wear a dress and long tights underneath. No mini-skirt, no split and no tights, and one day someone's tits were shown. No mini-skirt, no split, no tights and must have bras, someone wears a swimming suit with a long sarong … How long can you make a dress code? How about just fire the "sexy teacher"?