A 話有條似西班牙仔打尖,叫佢排隊,佢猛話 "come on" 。
Come on ,排隊啦!Come on !
牙仔唔知點樣响後面排排吓走咗上前去到 A 到撩事鬥飛。 "I'm here!" 然後正甩 A 頂帽。 A 就掛住响地下揾帽 (成 RMB300 咖嘛)。 A 啲朋友 KH,KW 同 FA 已經將牙仔夾住。牙仔得一條友,開始劣。
我問 KH "咁你哋同佢 (牙仔) 講咩呀?"
KH "講英文囉。"
"係咪即係 '英文英文英文...' 咁同佢講呀?"
"......"
KH 係一個 IT 人,講親嘢都激死人。鬼唔知講英文咩!人哋用英文,你就講面班牙文呀?真系比佢激死。
"佢咪猛講 'What's up? What's up?' 咁囉。"
"咁你點答佢?定系打濕佢?"
"咁我都好斯文嘅,話佢呢啲講英文嘅就好好表現吓自已,咪影衰自已個文族。咁囉。"
我想像出呢嘅:
"What 'what'? Who the hell you think you are? This is China! Are you Chinese? Are you? Then don't do anything stupid, jerk!"
Come on ,排隊啦!Come on !
牙仔唔知點樣响後面排排吓走咗上前去到 A 到撩事鬥飛。 "I'm here!" 然後正甩 A 頂帽。 A 就掛住响地下揾帽 (成 RMB300 咖嘛)。 A 啲朋友 KH,KW 同 FA 已經將牙仔夾住。牙仔得一條友,開始劣。
我問 KH "咁你哋同佢 (牙仔) 講咩呀?"
KH "講英文囉。"
"係咪即係 '英文英文英文...' 咁同佢講呀?"
"......"
KH 係一個 IT 人,講親嘢都激死人。鬼唔知講英文咩!人哋用英文,你就講面班牙文呀?真系比佢激死。
"佢咪猛講 'What's up? What's up?' 咁囉。"
"咁你點答佢?定系打濕佢?"
"咁我都好斯文嘅,話佢呢啲講英文嘅就好好表現吓自已,咪影衰自已個文族。咁囉。"
我想像出呢嘅:
"What 'what'? Who the hell you think you are? This is China! Are you Chinese? Are you? Then don't do anything stupid, jerk!"
實情「呢啲講英文嘅」系咩意思?可圈可點。
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