2006年11月27日星期一

Buy You Half Your Dinner 請你一半

這是一個經典故事。一絕的反面教才。

為何有些男人如此吸引女人?他們都會在適當時候作適當的事,說適當的話。是否誠心,佛也無法控製。

話說Pig與我遊了一日,又是花,又沙灘上的崖(Scarborough Bluff)。想吃韓燒,但有少許咳。想前想後也想不到更稱心的料理,Pig一急,把全日已不太出色的奉承毁於一旦。他說:「不如都系食韓燒啦。最多我請你一半嘞!」

嘩,嘩,嘩,嘩,嘩!他不以為我會感動吧!我受唔起。

Why are some men such a woman-magnet?  They speak and do the right thing at the right time.  Whether that's sincere is another matter.

This is a story about how unattractive a man can be.

"Pig" had been with me all day: flowers, bluff at the beach.  I wanted to eat Korean BBQ.  I had a minor cough that day but it seemed that nothing else fit my appetite.  Pig became anxious and ruined the entire not-too-flattering day.  He said, "Let's eat Korean cuisine.  I'll buy you half the dinner."

... wow ...  He better not expect that THAT would make me pleased.  I don't dare to be.

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