Joke on Different Cultures again!

Shipwrecked

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the
endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor/
store/restaurant/ laundry and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide, because the American woman keeps on
complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism,
how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how
sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
than they do, how her relationship with her mother is
improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't
raining.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few liters of coconut whiskey.
But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't
having any fun."