No Better Things to Do 食飽飯冇「嘢做」

廣東話好鬼抵死。pat pat ，屁股，籮友，籮 pat 都可愛過 -- 屎忽！好鬼死繪形繪聲。  No better things to do 中文核突版 「食飽飯冇屎痾」。

e.g.   "And they have no better things to do like sniffing cow dung or something than being a nosey parker."  /  "and now just attracts weird comment strings amongst loosers with no better things to do"

I'm telling you.  The planets are full of these people!   Usually , they think they are smart but they're no better than smartass-es.

no better than [xx] 唔好得過[xx] / 即系一樣咁......

smartass 懶醒嘅人。字面系醒目嘅屎忽。咁都可能好得過舊屎嘅。 asshole 就系屎忽窿。指「喪」黑人憎嘅人。老細嘅別名 (講笑) 。

A famous office joke about a-hole.

Corporate Life Cycle


An organization is like a tree full of monkey - all on different levels, some climbing up. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys at the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

All the time, the monkeys on the top will get the FRUITS first, and most of the time, they will eventually produce SHIT for all the monkeys below. And all the time, that's what the monkeys below will get.

For those monkeys who are climbing up, they have to first KISS plenty of ass in order to move up. How high they climb, will have to depend on how good they kiss. And always if the one on top will not kiss any ass, his ass will get KICKED.

During times of great difficulties and hardships, the monkeys on the top may fall a few branches down and hit the monkeys below. The monkeys below will be fallen upon an eventually some will FALL OFF the tree, as in retrenched. As compensation these monkeys that fell off get to keep the fruits that were shaken off the tree during the commotion. The tree becomes lighter and life slowly returns to normal.

And that my friends is what we call a Corporate Life Cycle.

[http://web1.mtnl.net.in/~neetuk/mgtthought.htm]

So here I am, a smartass with no better things to do but talking about ass and shit which I'm no better than.  都系講笑，我無味咖！